Source:- Google.com.pk
Sardar : O yar bike q tez kr diti?
pathan: Break fail ho gya ha
is se pehle accident ho jay
jaldi se ghar phuch jate han
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Sardar : shawa fair Mand k rakh..:p:p
4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thy
2 charh gay,
To train ma logo ny kaha
WELDONE
Pathan: khaak well done?
Jana to unho ny tha,
Hum to chornay aye thy….:P:P
Eik sardar apni hi shadi main preshan betha tha.
kisi nay poacha sardar g preshan kyun ho???
Sadar bolo: susral walon nay barat
main thoday admi lanay ko kaha tha,
pata nai……
abba minoo ve lay k janda wa k naiii……:P:P
Pathan 2 Ghante say utility store
pr Cheeni Ki Line Men Phansa Raha.. . .
Jb Baari i To Dobara Peeche
Ja K Line Men Lg Gaya r Bola: . . . . . . . . .
“Ye Hukumat 50 Saal Aur Rahe,
Yaara DiL Khush Ho Gaya…!!!
. . . Jis Ko Samajh i Wo Fwd
Kren-Baqi Pathan K Aagay Kharray
Ho K Cheeni Lein kahin khatm na ho jae.
Pathan ne Bakra Kharida.
Raat ko us k BeteY ne Bakray ki gand maar di.
Pathan Masla Poochne Molvi k paas gaya.
Molvi: Ab Ye Sadqay k Laaiq nahi raha.
2 Din baad molvi ne poocha:
Kya kiya us bakrey ka.
Pathan: Wo hum ne isi
kaam k ly rakh liya hai
(‘.’)> 0 tadi /)( pein nu _/\_ pathano.:-)
Sardar: jay Operation vich Meri Mout Ho gai
Ty Opration Karn Wale Doctr nal Shadi Kar Laeen .
BV: inj Q Keh Rhey � G? .
Sardar: Ty hor Doctor nu Muaf Kar Dewan?
Sardar Pathan ko number de raha tha Phone per,
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Hello khan ji 221714. (Two Two One Seven One Four)
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Pathan: Kia bolta hai? Urdu Mai Bolo Yara.
Sardar: Do Do Aik Saat Choda.
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Pathan: Jao Gandu Ka Baccha, Hum Ne teen teen aik Sath Choda
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”
Mister KRW:
A very serious msg,
Khud b amal kren or dusron ko b send krein.
Plz subah k wqt Good Morning k msg na bejha kren.
Balke
EASYLOAD
Bhej diya kren,
MORNING Khud hi Good ho jae gi.
(‘,’)what an
<) )> idea yara
_/ /_ is k uper amal kr dala to
Life jhinga lala
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