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Q: WHAT COUNTRY DID CANDY COME FROM?
A: SWEETEN
Q: HOW DO YOU FIX A BROKEN PIZZA?
A: WITH TOMATO PASTE.
Q: HOW CAN YOU KEEP FROM GETTING A SHARP PAIN IN YOUR EYE WHEN YOU DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK?
A: TAKE THE SPOON OUT OF THE GLASS.
Q: WHY ARE COOKS SO CRUEL?
A: BECAUSE THEY BEAT THE EGGS AND WHIP THE CREAM.
What’s the fastest vegetable?
A runner bean
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice.
Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?
Ketchup.
What vegetables are a sailors enemy?
leeks!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing…Thank you Tom for this joke
When do you know a banana wants to dance?
When you see a banana shake!
Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares?
Because they take up too mushroom…(mushrooms aren’t strictly a vegetable but we do let them in Secret Seed Society, because they are good friends with vegetables).
Question: What does poisoned corn flakes have in common with Charles Manson?
Answer: They are both Cereal (Serial) Killers.
How do you get King Kong to sit down and beg?
Swing a 500 lb. banana in front of him.
How can you contact Jaws?
Drop him a line.
How did King Kong escape from his cage?
He used a monkey wrench.
What is Dracula's favorite sport?
Bat-mitton...
What do you call a swarm of monster bees?
Zombees.
A dog walks in a bar and says "Hey Bartender, its my birthday, how bout a drink?" And the bartender says" Sure, the bathroom is around the corner..."
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK”
AAj mausam main kuch ajib si baat h bekabu se hmare jazbaat hain ji chahta h chura lu tumko tumhi se magar mummy kehti hain chori krna buri baat h.
Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,
Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:
Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.
Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega
Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."
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