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Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.
Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.
Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!

Million Dollar Question:
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If U don’t like ur Husband,
why don’t u just leave him & go ??
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Answer from wife:
I don’t like doing anything
that will make him Happy..

They say
that love is more important
than money,
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but
have you ever tried
to pay your bills with a hug ?

Friendship rules
No drama
No excuse
No sorry
No thanx
Don't say I'm busy
Just always say
yar hukm kar tere leye jan B hazir hy
deni nhi wo alag bat hy

Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils;
But my wife is the queen
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all of them.

Meanwhile in Clinic:
Doctor: Yeh Goli 'Tongue' ke Niche Rakhna.
Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?

The only crush left in life, after getting married is...
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'Candy Crush'

She is just a
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Pronoun :-P
Is se zyada tou Shakespear bhi aurat
ko nahi jaan saka

When there were no Mobile and Internet... sometimes I use to walk for miles to tell someone "You are an Idiot`!

A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!

New Generation Poem
"Pappu Pappu"
"Yes Papa"
"Watching movies?"
"No Papa"
"Watching videos?!"
"No Papa"
"Show me Browser History"
"Ha Ha Ha!"

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.
Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

A lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China. 15 children...
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injured while fighting for it!

When someone says that "Nothing can be more complicated than Love",
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Throw Maths Text Books on their face!

Thought For The Day
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Don’t depend on my thoughts always,
Try to think on your own sometimes..

When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!

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