source:- Google.com.pk
Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E- Everyday
PINKY: Ye Tumhe Kya Sujh Gaya Ki..
Tumne Kutta Paal Liya?
PADOSAN:Taaki Logo Ko Pata Na Chal Sake Ki..
Kaun Bhauk Raha Hai
Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi
Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?
Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa diyaa :-(
Banta: kaise?
Santa: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur India ne match haar gaya
Banta: lekin 2000 kaise?
Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha.
Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.
Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?
Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?
(In case he got a hole in one!)
What are a ghosts favorite pants?
(Boo jeans!)
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
(Catch you later!)
What do penguins wear on their heads?
(Ice caps!)
What happens when you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
(It gets wet!)
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
(Because she expected some change in the weather!)
What kind of ties do pigs wear?
(Pigs-ties!)
Why don't you wear a cardboard belt?
(That would be a waist of paper!)
What color socks do bears wear?
(They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
(Arrrrrgyle!)
Why did the clown wear loud socks!
(So his feet wouldn't fall asleep!)
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and they have no shoes!
What did the shoes say to the hat?
(You go on a-head, I'll follow you on foot!)
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
(So she wouldn't be spotted!)
What kind of a key opens a banana?
(A monkey!)
Why did the monkey like the banana?
(Because it had appeal!)
What did the banana say to the monkey?
(Nothing, bananas can't talk!)
What do monkeys do for laughs?
(They tell jokes about people!)
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
(Anything you want, it can't hear you!)
What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
(It won't be long now.)
Santa-agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga..
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