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Funny Kid Jokes Biography
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Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name


Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

teacher asks a student:tell me word of english language,having 3 U,s(alphabet)in it
student:i really do not know it sir, it is quite UNUSUAL to me?

Rahul: How old are you Shobit?
Shobit: i'm 7 years old.
Rahul: You know what when I was in your age I was also 7.

Student: Sir, kiya aap mujhay aik aesay kaam kee saza daingay jo maen nay naheen kiya."
Teacher: Naheen, maen aesa kyoon karoonga bhala.
Student: Shukriya sir, baat ye hae kay aaj maen nay homework naheen kiya.

Pathan Goes for Interview.
Manager to pathan
"Where is Abu Dabi?"

Pathan"
"Jis Qabrastan main Hamara Ami Dabi,
wahin thora door per Abu dabi:


A Student wrote a letter to is father from hostel:
dear Dad...!
No Money, No Fun
Your son!

His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very bad.
Your Dad!

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

Do arbi aik doosray ko arbi mein galiyan de rahay thay...
Qareeb se guzertay huay aik PATHAN ney suna aur ne unse kaha..
Qaari Sb. Humara liye bi DUA krna!

pehlay pathan nay kaha ager tum mughy bata do k mery tokry mai kya hai to yeh sary anday tumhary ....
ager tum yeh batao k yeh kitny hai to ath k ath (8) anday bhy tumhary ....
orr ager tum nay yeh bata dya k yeh kis k hai to woh murgy bhy tumhary ..
Dosra pathan :- yaara yeh to booht mushkil sawal hai thora isharaa to do :)

Funny Kid Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Kid Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Kid Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Kid Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Kid Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Kid Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Kid Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Kid Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Kid Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Kid Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Kid Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos