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 maan pehli bar apne bete ko school chorne gai to master se kehne lagi.mera bacha bohot darpok or nazuk mazaj hay ap ise kabi marye ga nahi.agar yeh shararat kare ya sabak yaad na kare to ap is ke samne kisi dosre bachy ko pet dalein.is se hi ye dar jaye ga.


Aik kanjus ka so rupay ka note kahin kho gia. Woh buhat pareshan hua. Is nay coat ki choti pocket kay sewa baaqi sab pockets ko bar bar ulat kar dekha. Magar choti pocket ko haath na laga ya. Is ki biwi nay pucha. shayad isi mein ho.

Kanjoos bola-mein darta hon keh agar is mein bhi na mila to kahin mera heart fail na ho jaye.


Aik saheb apnay bachon kay sath chirya ghar gaye aur guide say kaha. “ hamein zarrafa dekhaiye. Ajeeb janwar hota hai.”

Guide nay in kay bachon ki ginti kar kay pucha. kia yeh 20 bachay aap kay hain.

Ji han.

Khoob. To phir aap zara theharain. Mein zarrafa le kar aata hon. Woh khood aap ko dekhna pasand karay ga.


Aik burha siasat dan taqreer karnay laga to is kay masnuyi daant nikal kar gir paray is nay jaldi say utha kar laga liye. Phir taqreer shuru ki to phir daant gir paray. Isi tarah jab teen char bar hua to logon mein say kisi maskharay nay kaha.

Cassette hi tabdeel kartay rahain gay ya kuch kahain gay bhi.


Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha. “ Meray abu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay jaisay sheer, tandarust itnay hain jitna Hathi aur ankhain to baaz ki tarah taiz hain.

Dusra dost foran bola. Agar hum in ko dekhna chahain to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga.


Aik saheb London kay kisi hotal mein khana khanay gaye. Woh murghi khana chahtay the lekin ain waqt par woh murghi ki English bhool gaye. Woh isi sonch mein the keh beray nay aakar kaha. “what do you want?”

In saheb nay jawab dia. I want egg’s mother.


Aik saheb dusray say. Is dafa mein nay Qurbaani ka sara gost baant dia.
Dusray hairan hotay huye. “ bhayi hairat hai hum nay to dekha nahi. Aap nay kahan gosht baanta?”

Apnay freezer mein. in saheb nay itminan say jawab dia.


Judge: (chor say) tum nay is dukan mein chori kiun ki.
Chor( judge say) janab dukan par likha tha.
Aao aur le jaao.


Beta ( maan say)- ammi aap mujhay rozanah school kiun bhejti hain?
Maan- beta tumhain aik acha insane banana kay liye.
Beta- lekin mastar saheb to mujhay roz murgha bana detay hain.


Teacher nay shagird say kaha tum sab taiyari kar kay aana mein nay tum logon say sirf aik sawal puchna hai. dusray din teacher nay kaha. “ bataao keh tumharay sar par ketnay baal hain”.

Aik student khara ho kar kaha “2 karor, 20 lack, 35 thousand, 7 hundred, 93.”

Teacher hairan ho kar “ yeh tum nay kaisay ginay.

Student janab yeh mein nahi bata sakta kiun keh mein aik sawal ki taiyari kar kay aaya hon.


Aik saheb nay apnay hamsaye ka darwazah khatkhataya. Dusray saheb bahir niklay to woh bolay.

“baat dar asal yeh hai keh aap ki cat meri gari kay nichay aakar kuchli gayi hai. mein is noqsaan ki talafi karna chahta hon.”

Jawab mila- “ theek hai kia aap ko (choohay) rat pakarnay ka tajurbah hai?”


Dubtay huye aik shakhsh ko aik nojawan nay ba mushkil samandar say bahir nikala. Hosh aanay par burhay nay nojawan ka shukaryah ada kartay huye kaha.

tumharay karnamay say mutasir hokar main tumhain aik behtareen inaam dena chahta hon. jantay ho, woh inaam ka hai? mein apni beti ko tumharay nikah mein day don ga.

nojawan nay ghoom kar sanjidgi say burhay ki beti ki taraf dekha jo waheen sharmarahi thi. phir achanak is nay burhay ko utha kar kandhay par lad lia.

beti nay pucha. aap meray abba ko lay kar kahan ja rahay hain.

nojawan nay jawab dia samandar mein phainknay.

List Of Funny Jokes For Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

List Of Funny Jokes For Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

List Of Funny Jokes For Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

List Of Funny Jokes For Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

List Of Funny Jokes For Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

List Of Funny Jokes For Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

List Of Funny Jokes For Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

List Of Funny Jokes For Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

List Of Funny Jokes For Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

List Of Funny Jokes For Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

List Of Funny Jokes For Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos