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2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.
Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya
D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.
Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.
Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....

TEACHER BACHAY SE AJ SCHOOL DER SE KOUN AAI HO BACHA TEACHER AAMI AUR ABBU KI LARAI HO GAI THI TEACHER IS ME TUMMHARSA KAM THA BACHA TEACHER ME ABBU KO JUTTAY UTHA KAR DE RAHA THA

2pathan ek accident me marr ga.. marne k bd jb hisab lene farishte ae to farishta pehle se bola ,apna name btoa? us ne kaha ikhlaas khan.. farishta bola soorat ikhlaas sunao to us ne suna di and wo bach gaya...dusre ke baari i to us se b name poocha, to wo bht sochvichaar krne k bd bola... name to yaaseen he par log pyar se mujhe kosar kosar bulate hen.... hahahaha

Aik jahaz main safar ke doran pagal apne sath football bhi lay aaye. Jab jahaz opar gia to unonay foot bal khailni shoro kardi jis ki waja say jahaz hilnay laga. Wahan aik sidha sada pagal bhi baitha hua tha. Aik Air hostess ne is pagal say kaha. “Baith jaain. Jahaz tabah hojai ga. Aik ghantay baad khamoshi chagai. Air hostess ne aakar dacha to jahaz bilkul khali tha. Is ne baithay huye pagal se pucha k saray pagal musafir kahan gaye? Is pagal ne jawab dia. “ main ne unhain kaha kay bahar jakar khelo aur wo chalay gai hain.”

Ostad shagird say: aap kal school kiun nahi aaye the?
Shagird : sir mujhay bird flu ho gia tha.
Ostad : bird flu to mughiyon ko hota hai.
Shagird: mein ab insan nahi raha sir, kiun keh mujhay har roz murgha jo bana detay hain.

Do pagal phagal khane k sehan mein ghoom rahe the. Unhain aik kutta dekhaii dia. Aik pagal foran us k pas ponhcha aur adab se jhuk ker kaha.”aadab arz kerta hoon hati saheb!”
Doosre pagal ne kaha.” Abe kia ye hati hai?” Pahle ne jawab dia.”
Mujhe bhi maloom hai k ye ghora hai main to yunhi mazaq karraha tha.”

Teen choroon ne mil ker aik jagha chori ki. Paise apne thikane per le ker aaye to aik dosre se bole pahle paise gin lety hain phir aaram karte hain. In main se aik chor ne ye kaha.

Bhai mughe to neend aarahi hai main to sota hoon, lakin tum log be imaani na karna kiun keh mujhe subha ka akhbar parhr ker bhi chori ki raqam ka pata lag jayega k hum ne ketne raqam churaee hai.

Do pagal aik train mein safar kar rahay the pehlay pagal nay doosray pagal say poocha.
Pehla pagal: kia aap lahor jayeingay
Doosra pagal nahi mein Lahore jaonga.
Pehla pagal acha mein samjha aap Lahore jayein gay.

Mastar (Fareed say): Class mein kon shor kar raha tha?
Fareed: Janab mujhay nahi maaloom mein to apni baton mein laga hua tha.

A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey:
Friend: Aray Waah! Tera Gadha to bohat Intelligent hai.
Sardar: Khaak intelligent hai.
4 Main se 2 to Main Jeeta hon

Elephant: Y R U climbin dis tree? Donkey: Main apple khaana chahata hoon.
Elephant: Ye mango tree hai. Donkey: Jaanta hoon, isliye apple saat laya hoon

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