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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone?
A: Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter "u" and I the letter "i".)

If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating...

A theif in tintus house : he open the cupboad

At that time tintu wake up : He ask who are u ?

Theif : I am a theif ..... give me all ur precious things ....

Tintu : there is nothing precious ..... When you going take my all books ..... if not ... i will callll every one

Teacher;u've 2 aim for 90% marks,Tintu;dont worry i'll get hundred%marks,Teacher;r u joking?Tintu;who started first?!!

Teacher:Can u See God
Class:No
Teacher: can u touch God
Class:No
Teacher:Then isn't a GOD

A Boy Raises From His Bench And Said:
"Sir ,can u see ur brain"
Teacher:No
Boy:Can u touch ur brain
Teacher :No
Boy: OK So u dont hav brain?!

BOYS ARE ALWAYS ROCKIN ..

2 Lovers decided to suicide...!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home...
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that she won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
# Ladies First

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday

‪#‎LoLzZ‬.....

Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..

A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.

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