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Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)
Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha:
Upar Q Aye?
Pathan: Amrood Khane.
Bandar: Abe Yeh To Aam Ka Darakht Hai.
Pathan:
.
.
Hum Amrood Sath Laya Hai.Smile
Pathan BLOOD Ke Bare Mein Book Parh Raha Tha
Wife: Aaj Yeh Book Kyu Parh Rahe Ho Ji?
Pathan: Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Kal Mera BLOOD Test Hai Is Liye Test Ki Tayari Kar Raha Hoon.
Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;-P
Haath
Ustaad: Agar tumhare dayen hath par mashriq ho to bayen hath par kia hoga?
Shagird: Janab! Aik angotha aur chaar ungliyan.
Cycle
ustaad ney class ke bachon ki shararaton se tang aakar unhen seedhay lait kar tangen cycle ki terhan chalanay ki saza day di .
aik bachay ney thak kar kuch der baad tangen chalana band kar deen .
ustaad ney wajah poochi to bachay ney masomiyat se kaha" sir meri chain utar gayi hai. "
Kursi
Ali rota howa ghar aaya to maa ny poocha :" beta ro kiyon rahay ho? "
Ali :" master sahib ny mara hai. "
maa :" kiyon mara hai? "
Ali :" master sahib ki kursi par roshnaye giri hui thi, woh bethnay lagey to mein ny socha un ke kapray kharab ho jayen ge, bas mein ny peechay se kursi khech li. "
Abbu
Teacher: Tumhare abbu kitne saal k hain?
Student: Sir jitne saal ka mai hun.
Teacher: Wo kaise?
Student: Jis din mai paida hua usi din to wo abbu banay.
Bhens Ka Doodh
Aik bacha dosre bachay se: Meri miss kehti hain k bhens ka dodh peene se dimagh taiz hota hai.
Dosra bacha: Yaar mazaq karti hon gi, agar aisa hota to "Bhens ka apna bacha engineer hota."
zabardasti
aik bachay ko samajh nahi araha tha ke chhutti ke liye kya bahana banaye. aakhir iss ne ustaad se darkhwast ki ke
" apne dada ki shadi ke liye chhutti chahiye. "
ustaad ne poocha" woh iss Umar mein shadi kiyon kar rahe hain? "
larke ne kaha" sir woh to nahi kar rahay, mein zabardasti karwa raha hoon "
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