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What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit.
What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?'
Cos everyone was a goblin.
Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
A bloodhound.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?Halloween grave jokes
A dead ringer.
What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs!
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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What do you call serious rocks?
Grave stones.

What do you call pretend rocks?
Shamrocks.

A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer dashes to his studio, develops the film and…learns that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.

Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak

Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
Philip: I don’t know.
Jake: Because they were trans-parents!

Aidan: What is a ghost’s favorite Cub Scout event?
Taylor: What?
Aidan: Boo and Gold.
Aidan: What is a witch’s favorite Cub Scout event?
Taylor: I give up.
Aidan: Brew and Gold.
Aidan: What is a werewolf’s favorite Cub Scout event?
Taylor: What?
Aidan: Pack meetings, of course!

Gracie: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Selena: Why?
Gracie: Because they have bat breath.

Why didn't the mummy have any friends?
(Because he was wrapped up in himself!)
What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
(A dead end!)

Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
(Because people are dying to get in!)

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
(Ghoulash!)

Where do ghosts go when they're sick?
(To the witch doctor!)

What position does a ghost play in soccer?
(Ghoulie!)

What are a ghost's favorite pants?
(Boo jeans!)

What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
(Prank-enstein!)

What room is useless for a ghost?
(A living room!)

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
(Fish and ships!)

What did the skeleton order for dinner?
(Spare ribs!)

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
(Lazy bones!)

What's a monster's favorite place to swim?
(Lake Eerie!)

How do you make a skeleton laugh?
(Tickle her funny bone!)

Where should a 500 pound monster go?
(On a diet!)

Why did the vampire get thrown out of the haunted house?
(Because he was a pain in the neck!)

What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?
(It was love at first bite!)

Why did the vampire flunk art class?
(Because he could only draw blood!)

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
(A blood test!)

What's the problem with twin witches?
(You can't tell which witch is which!)

Why do witches fly on brooms?
(Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!)

What do you call witches who live together?
(Broom-mates!)

What do you do with a green monster?
(Wait until she's ripe!)

What do witches ask for at hotels?
(Broom service!)

What do little monsters eat?
(Alpha-bat soup!)

What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
(Sham-boo!)

Why didn't the zombie go to school?
(He felt rotten!)

Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
(Because he only had one pupil!)

Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
(Because there are so many plots there!)

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