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Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A. He was having a bad hare day!
Q. How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?
A. With a hare-brush!
Q. What kind of books do rabbits like?
A. Ones with hoppy endings!
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare-brain!
Q. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A. It might crack up!
Q. How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A. Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Q. How do you make a rabbit stew?
A. Make it wait for 3 hours!
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken!
Q. What did the kangaroo say on Easter morning?
A. Hoppy Easter!
Q. What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
A. Jelly beans!
Q. How does Easter end?
A. With the letter r!
Q. How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots?
A. It's been nice gnawing you!
Q. How do you know carrots are good for the eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?
A. An elephant that never forgets to eat his carrots!
Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot!
Q. What do rabbits get when it rains?
A. Wet!
Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A. Lots of eggs-ercise!
Q. What do you call bunnies that march in long, sweltering Easter parades?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
Q. How did the Easter bunny rate the Easter parade?
A. He said it was egg-cellent!
Q. What did the Easter chick say when it hatched out of the shell?
A. What an egg-sperience
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.
Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!
How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the “Eggs-it.
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
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