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Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Phil: Why?
Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
Charles: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Mary: I haven’t a clue.
Charles: Peach gobbler!
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
Danny: Why did the cranberries turn red?
Jake: Beats me.
Danny: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Billy: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Joe: Beats me.
Billy: Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!
Luke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
Will: What?
Luke: “Google, google, google.”
A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”/
Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before Thanksgiving dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.
Pedro: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Ordep: What?
Pedro: “Quack! Quack!”
Caleb: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Caitlyn: What?
Caleb: A turkey.
Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Adam: Why?
Alex: He sensed fowl play.
Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?
Zach: I give up!
Leighton: “Wobble, wobble!
Sister: Mom wants your to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner.
Brother: Why? Is it broken?
Pat: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
Jerry: I don’t know. What?
Pat: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.
Justin: Which November holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
Jay: Which one?
Justin: Fangs-giving!
nock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you don't open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I'm hungry!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren't you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
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Funny Thanks Giving Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Thanks Giving Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Thanks Giving Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Thanks Giving Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Thanks Giving Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Thanks Giving Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Thanks Giving Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Thanks Giving Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
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