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Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans?….. They hide pretty good, don’t they!?! – Pamela
Why cant a tryanosauras clap? Its extinct – Sharyce
What do you call an elephant in a phonebooth? Stuck – Jodie
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus. – Brenda
What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath? A Stink-o-Saurus. – Stacey
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! – Tina
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? No, silly cows don’t say whoo cows say moooooo – Jaimie
Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?
Boy: I was smelling a brose.
Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose.
Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interr…
MOO!!
Hard to write. The person interrupts the answer by saying MOO!! Hope you get it. My kids think its the funniest thing to yell it at the person getting ready to say interrupting cow who!! They just laugh!!
Then they start doing other animals and noises they can think of!! – Keri
Q: what do cows read with breakfast? A: A moooospaper – Amber
What do you call a deer with no eyes?-No eye deer (no idea) – Kim
Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended? Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater) – Candice
What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated. – Brenda
knock knock . . . who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?! – Jenna
What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as – Laken
What do you call cows that are laying down? Ground beef. – Brenda

Why is 6 terrified of 7? Because 7 “8″ 9! – Kelly
Q: What did “0″ say to “8″? A: Nice belt! – Shanon
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Well, don’t cry it’s only me! – Claire
What flower do you wear on your face? Two-lips! – Barbara
What did one eye say to the other eye? Don’t look now, but something between us smells.- Brenda
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! – Megan
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick!- Tina
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Kailey
What’s white and black and read all over? A newspaper – Amy

Two muffins in an oven. One says, “sure is hot in here!” Other one says, “Holy smokes! A talking muffin!” – Nate
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot – Kristin
Why did the orange lose the race? – because he ran out of juice – Jessie
Where do Pirates like to eat? ARRRRby’s (Arby’s) – Danyale
Why wont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! – Colleen

Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet??? He was looking for Pooh :))) – Sam
What goes “Ha Ha Ha plop?” Someone laughing their head off. – Pamela
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the movies? Because he didn’t have the guts! – Jessica
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. – Lindy
Why did Dracula go to jail? Because he robbed a blood bank! – Jessica
How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it! – Colleen
What’s a French person in the bathroom? A “You’re-a-pee-in” (European). – Texas Garden
How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it. – Sarah

Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge?
Student : Us rassi ko kahenge “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"

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