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Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

Sardar was painting his room
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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !

Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
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Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.

Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do
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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi

Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
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Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!

Ustaad shagird se: Dant khatte kerna ka jumla banao. Shagird: Main ne apne dost ko chille mille khila ker us kay dant khatte ker diye.

2 humchakkal jurwa bache baethe howe thee. Aik unche unche hans reha thaa aur aik udaas baetha howa thaa. Baap ne hansane wale bache se poacha hans kyoun rahe ho? Bacha: Maa ne polio kay injections dono dafa esse ko lagwa diye hain.

Aik bacha apne dost se kehta mere papa bohat darpok hain. Dosra bacha tumhain kaese pata hai? Pehla bacha: Woah jub bhee sark cross kerne lagte hain to mere ungle pakkar lete hain.

Kya aap ke english bohat ache hai? To phir akkar bakkar bambe boo ke english bataye.

Ustaad: “I” se koe fiqra banao. Shagird: “I” is the… Teacher: Ruko! “I” kay saath hamesha “am” istamal kerte hain. Shagird: I am the 9th letter of the english alphabets.
2 students perh rahe thee kay aik ne dosre se poacha time kya howa hai? Dosre ne parosiyo ke khirke pay pathar phanka. Thoore daer baad aik aunty ke awaz aaye nikammo aab to so jao raat kay 02 : 30 am bhaj ge hain.

Aik dost dosre se agher kissi Sardar ko masroof kerna ho to kya kerna chaeye? Dost: Usse goal kamre le kay ja kay koane mein baethne ka kaho.

Customer, waiter se: Itne daer ho gaye hai khana kub pakke ga? Waiter: Sir! Khana to pichle 3 din se paka howa bus garm ho reha hai.

Aik bacha dhoop pay khara thaa. Us ke maa ne poacha beta dhoop pay khare kya ker rahe ho? Bacha kehta paseena sukha raha hu.

Aik larke khudkashi kerne ja rahe thee. Larka us se poachta itna makeup kyoun keya howa hai? Larke: Ehmaq! Mere tasweer kal akhbaro mein aane hai.

1. Mareez ne doctor se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
Doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz
ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.

2. Hisab ke ustaad parha rehy the k aik sagird ne ustaad se kaha.
angrezi wale ustaad angrezi main baat karte hain’urdu wale urdu main’farsi
wale farsi main.magar ap hamare sath hisab main baat kune nahi
karte.itne main khenti baj gai.ustaad bole.ab teen panch(3,5) mat karo or 9,
2, 11 ho jao.

3. Bap:beta!agar tum mehnat karo ge to tumhari shohrat dunya ke charo
kono main pehl jaye gi…Beta:lekin master sahab to keh rehy the ke zamin gol
hay

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