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Going to school might be boring and tedious for some, but the mood can be lightened easily with the help of school jokes. When things get too serious, and if difficult exams bring your children down or classes seem boring, you can still fill fun and smile on your kids faces just by recalling some good school jokes.
If you are a teacher, you can help a student learn better by utilizing school jokes. Find and use of these funny quips to make the school hours more vibrant!
Teacher: John, tell me your date of birth?
John: July 13th
Teacher: on which year?
John: it is in every year, Ma’am!
Teacher to students: can anyone tell a word which has more than 1000 letters in it?
Sam suddenly stands up and said “postbox”!
Why the music teacher did not able to open his room?
Because the keys were on his piano!
What will be a Math teacher’s favorite dish?
Pi!
What did a math book complained to another math book?
“Oh, I have tired of lot of problems”!
Teacher to John: “John, you have 6 apples in your plate and Sam took two among them, what would you get?”
John: “A fight”!
It’s the first day of school.
The school bus stops and a little blonde girl gets on. The bus driver says, “Oh, what a darling little girl! Where did you get those blonde curls?”
The little girl replies, “From my mom!”
At the next stop a little redhead gets on. The bus driver says, “Oh, you lovely thing! Where ever did you get those gorgeous strawberry curls?”
“I look just like my dad!” says the second girl.
At the next stop, a girl with green hair gets on. The bus driver is a little shocked, but she pulls herself together and says “My, what unusual green hair! Where did you get it from?”
All in one motion, the girl puts the heel of her hand at her chin, and pushes upward as she produces an enormous, juicy “Sneeee-r-r-r-rk!” sound from her nose. Continuing with her whole hand flat on her forehead, she pushes upward and backwards, running her fingers through her hair.
Finally, she drops her hand and says, innocently, “No idea!”
What is a ghost’s favorite dish?
Ice-Scream!
Where did ghosts love to swim?
The Dead sea!
What did Dracula said about her new girlfriend?
Oh, she is my love at first bite!
How can you identify a ghost’s mom and dad?
They are transparents!
What kind of music ghosts love to hear?
Spiritual music!
Where did Mummy ghost take her baby ghost?
To the Day‘scare’!
Why don’t we see a bat alone?
Because bats always like to hang out with their frie
Why did the skeleton feared to cross the road?
Because he has no guts!
Do you know how to reach the new apartment of Mr. Ghost?
Yes, just take the first right and go to the dead end!
Who is the ghost that lives in the Town Hall?
Oh, it is the night‘mayor’!
Salesman to Mrs. Monster: Ma’am this is a good book, it will definitely help your husband to get ahead.
Mrs. Monster: Oh thank you. But I don’t think he needs this. He has already got two heads!
During the Halloween party, the first prize for the best costume is given to a little boy. But he seems very unhappy. His friend asked him why he is so sad. The little boy replied that “oh, I just came here to pick up my sister”!
What is a witch with poison ivy called ?
An itchy witchy !
What's a cold, evil candle called ?
The wicked wick of the north !
What is evil, ugly and black and goes round and round ?
A witch in a revolving door !
What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside ?
A witch dressed as a cucumber !
What happens if you see twin witches ?
You won't be able to see which witch is witch !
Why did the witch give up fortune telling ?
There was no future in it !
Why did the baby witch smile when she came out in blotches ?
Because it was an 'appy rash !
What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller ?
Broom sick !
Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge ?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings !
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Funny Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
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