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Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel.
Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil? A: your looking sharp.
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
Q: What is the most hardworking part of the eye? A: the pupil
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed.
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant? A: Swimming trunks.
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom? A: At the BP station!
Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away? A: A taxi driver.
Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?" A: "With a bee bee gun."
Q: How do you drown a Hipster? A: In the mainstream.
Q: How do you make holy water? A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? A: It barked with de-light!
Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A: A stamp.
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: Because it had a virus!
Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and quackers!
Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner? A: Man, that hit the "spot."
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer!
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor? A: Because it was not peeling well
Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? A: Sunday, of course!
Q: What bow can't be tied? A: A rainbow!
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A: Spring time.
Q: Where did the computer go to dance? A: To a disc-o.
Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital? A: To get a tweetment.
Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? A: A Clausterphobic
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch
Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? A: Because his friend said dinner is on me. Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path.
Q: What three candies can you find in every school? A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Cause they arrrrr.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones.
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In snow banks.
Q: What washes up on very small beaches? A: Microwaves!
Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move? A: The road!
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A: The scientists were brainstorming!
Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn't find a date!
Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? A: Hi Cliff!
Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? A: Show me the honey!
Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A: I think I'm coming down with something!
Q: What do you say when you lose a wii game? A: I want a wii-match!
Q: How do you make an Octupus laugh? A: With ten-tickles
Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck!
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? A: Post Office!
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? A: Don't worry, I've got you covered!
Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed? A: To draw the curtains!
Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack? A: One! After that its not empty!
Q: Did you hear they're changing the flooring in daycare centers? A: They're calling it infant-tile!
Q: What kind of button won't unbutton? A: A bellybutton!
Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Q: What dog keeps the best time? A: A watch dog.
Q: What did the man say to the wall? A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya!
Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: It saw the salad dressing!
Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on? A: It let out a little wine!
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A: Odor in the court.
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A: Dam!
Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other? A: They don't have the guts.
Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? A: SUPPLIES!
Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? A: Because he was a paleontologist.
Q: Why was the student's report card wet? A: It was below C level!
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? A: Tentacles.
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car? A: Don't look, I'm changing.
Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Nacho Cheese
Q: What streets do ghosts haunt? A: Dead ends!
Q: What did the penny say to the other penny? A: We make perfect cents.
Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop.
Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? A: So he could have sweet dreams.
Q: Why did the robber take a bath? A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
Q: What happens if life gives you melons? A: Your dyslexic
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist? A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio? A: Cool Music.
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down? A: An umbrella.
Q: Why did the belt go to jail? A: Because it held up a pair of pants!
Q: What happens if life gives you melons? A: Your dyslexic
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: Stick with me and we will go places!
Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? A: Flood lights!
Q: Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school? A: Because they're all in High School!
Q: Which is the longest word in the dictionary? A: "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
Q: Which month do soldiers hate most? A: The month of March!
Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? A: In case they get a hole in one!
Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? A: Because he wanted to work over-time!
Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? A: Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q: When do you stop at green and go at red? A: When you're eating a watermelon!
Q: How did the farmer mend his pants? A: With cabbage patches!
Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? A: He couldn't concentrate!
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