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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moo-vies!
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
Winnie the pee-yoo!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
…because 7-8-9.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Peas. Peas who?
Peas open the door and let me in.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Jimmy. Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re cold out here!
What do you call cheese that’s somebody else’s cheese?
Nacho cheese!
What did the mushroom say to the other mushroom?
You’re a fungi! (Fun guy)
Which flower talks the most?
Tulips, because they have two lips!
Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
Mussels.
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
He was trying to find “Pooh.
What did the big tomato say to the slow little tomato walking down the road?
Ketchup!
What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
A snail painted an S on the top of his car so people would say “Look at that S car go!”
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Interrupting cow. Interrupti–?
MOO!
What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt!
A man arrived on Friday in a small town. He stayed two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse’s name is Friday!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Hatch. Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Ash. Ash who?
That’s your second sneeze, do you have a cold?
What bean do kids like the best?
The jellybean!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Eatmap. Eatmap who?
Ewwww, gross! (Thanks to Connie D.M.V. for this one- kids love gross!)
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