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haring laughter after telling a joke to young learners shows we care. Jokes are not only fun, but they are also relaxing and energizing. Moreover, jokes provide great material for teaching vocabulary, grammar, idioms, and phrasal verbs. Last, jokes are delightful at bringing intonation and culture.
Jokes only deliver their multiple benefits if students understand them. So it's essential for us as teachers to make sure our young learners understand the jokes and can have a laugh. This can be done by choosing the joke with learners in mind, pre-teaching words, using pictures and gestures, and sometimes even explaining the joke after we tell it. And then telling them again and again.
I have separated two groups of jokes for young learners: the easy and quite easy.
The easy:
Why won’t the elephant use the computer?….He’s afraid of the mouse!
Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Which runs faster, hot or cold?…Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
What did the math book tell the pencil?….I have a lot of problems.
Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map!
Why do fish swim in salt water?….Pepper makes them sneeze.
What is a robot’s favorite snack?….Computer chips!
How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?…It was a fish tank!
Why did the computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus.
Why did the man throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
Where do cows go on dates?…MOOOOvies
What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream)
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?…It waves!
How do small children travel?…In mini-vans
What has wheels and flies?…a garbage truck!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?…He had NO BODY to go with.
What kind of witch likes the beach? … a SAND witch (sandwich)!
What kind of key does not open a lock? … a mon – KEY!
What always falls and never gets hurt?……..rain!
What letters are not in the alphabet?…The ones in the mail.
Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly!
What room is a dead man most afraid of?…The living room!
What did one wall say to the other?… Hey, let’s meet in the corner.
Why do birds fly south in the winter?…Because it’s too far to walk!
Why is six afraid of seven?… Because 7 ATE 9
Did you hear about the dog at the flea circus? …He stole the show!
How do hens stay fit?….The “egg-ercise”
Why did the tomato turn red?….It saw the salad dressing!
What is the best thing to put into a pie?….A fork!
What is a cat’s favorite color?….PUUUUURple
What travels around the world and stays in a corner? ... A stamp.
What do prisoners use to call each other?…Cell phones.
What dog keeps the best time?…A watchdog.
Why is a traffic light red?...You would be red too if you changed in front of people all day.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?…Nothing. He waved.
Why was the strawberry sad?…His mother got into a JAM!
What did a cannibal say to another after eating a clown?… Does this taste FUNNY to you?
Simple Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Simple Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Simple Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Simple Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Simple Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Simple Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Simple Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Simple Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Simple Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Simple Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Simple Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
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