Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi: Funny Jokes To Tell Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Wednesday, 3 September 2014

Funny Jokes To Tell Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes To Tell Kids Biography
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Teacher :What happened in 1809?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1819?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?

The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'

Teacher asked, If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?

The student replied: BROTHERLY LOVE

Boy :I am not rich like sam,I don't even have a big car
like sam but I really Love yoU.
Girl:I love you too, but tell me more about Sam.

A monkey walks into a bar, goes to the counter and
asks the barman "Have you seen my brother?"
The barman asks "What does he look like?".

A boy loved his classmate.He proposed her.Girl refused
and complained to teacher.Teacher fired out and banned
him coming to school for a week. ...
Boy came to school after a week.Girl realized her mistake
and wrote,"I am sorry and I love you too",on boy's book.
Boy didn't reacted and months passed
.
.
.
Moral: Boys don't open their books!

Son :Dad what is an idiot
Dad :An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas
in such a strange and long way that another person
who is listening to him can't understand him.Do you
understand me?
Son :No

Santa: je tainu sardi lage taan tu ki karda h?
Banta: heater de kol ja ke beth janda haan.
Santa: je pher v lage taan?
Banta: heater on kar linda haan.

What's the difference between a biscuit
and an elephant?

Have you ever tried dipping an elephant
into a cup of tea!!!!

Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
Wah Wah
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or
khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or
khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe
to fansi hi hogi

What medicine would you give an ill ant ?
Antibiotics !

A beggar knocked at Banta's door and said.
Give me some money
Banta: I have no money.
Beggar: You can give me some atta (flour).
Banta: there is no atta left.
Beggar. Then give me an old shirt or pajama.
Banta: I have no shirt or pajama - old or new.
"In that case replied the beggar, 'you come
with me and we can go begging together "

Wife: i hate the beggar
who came yesterday
Husband: why??
Wife: i gave him food yesterday
and today he gifted me a book
titled "how to cook"..!

Hello, this is the peter residence. We are
in the middle of a family fight right now.
Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever
wins will call you right back.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw
the elephants coming?
A: Gulp.

Q: What is a superhero's favorite
part of the joke?
A: The "punch" line!

Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.

Q: What's the difference between
Batman and a robber?
A: Batman can go into a store without robin!!

Funny Jokes To Tell Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos