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Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.
Q: What's round,white and giggles?
A: A tickled onion!
Q: What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
A: No one cries when you cut up a viola.
Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant onions?
A: Garden hose!
Q: Where did the onion go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
Two onions One day two onions, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured onion called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured onion was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured onion, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".
What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath!
What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
It becomes a sour puss!
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!
What day do fish hate?
Fry-day.
What do call a bear with no ears?
B!
Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
To the MOOO-vies!
Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What does a kitten become after it's three days old?
Four days old!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!
What animal has more lives than the cat?
A frog, he croaks every night.
What is a crocodiles favourite game
Snap
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
He gets toad away.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?
A bird who hogs the conversation.
What did one flea say to the other flea?
Shall we walk or take the dog?
What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!
What’s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?
One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!
What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back!
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!
What did the clean dog say to the insect ?
Long time no flea!
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!
Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha
Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?
Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN
Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?
Pathan : (4)
Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao
Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.
Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth? A: Souperman!
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