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Pathan: Mujhy film me kaam kernay ka bohat shoq hai.
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Director: Acha Aap ko Roll kon sa
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pasand hai??
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Pathan: Qeemay Wala.. :) :D
RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW Officer:
Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train
ek hi track pe aamny samny se
aa rahi hain to tum kya karoge?
Sardar:
Main kanta badal donga.
Officer:
Agar na badal sako?
Sardar:
Main Red signal donga.
Officer:
Light na ho to?
Sardar:
Main Red jhanda dikha doonga.
Officer:
Jhanda b na mila to?
Sardar:
Main Chotay Bhai ko bula longa.
Officer:
Kyun?
Sardar:
Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.. :D :D
Friend: Matric k bad kia kro gey??
pathan: Agr fail hua to Mochi banun ga,
Friend: Agr pass hue to??
Pathan: Phr to inshallah hm apna Tandoor kholey ga.. :D :)
Tamam log sunn len
Garmi bht ho gayi hy.
Suraj b khub Aag barsa rha hy.
Apne sar pe geela or thanda kapra rakhen
Dimaagh pe suraj ki kirne mat parne den
Q k
“BHOONSA” jaldi aag pakarta hy.
Mera farz tha ap ko batana
or ap ka kaam hy khud ko… :) :p
Wife: Suno G Jis Molvi ne
Humara Nikaah Parhaya tha,
Wo Aaj Faut ho gya hai…
Husband: Burey Kam da Bura Nateeja..:p:p
Judge ( chor se ) : tum pandharvin baar adalat mein aaye ho is liye tum par pachaas hazaar rupay jurmana aed kya jata hai.
chor ( haath bandh kar ) : huzoor! baqaida anay walay gahak ke sath kuch to riayat honi chahiye
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho…..
Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don't Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You'll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You'll Still Be A Lion!
What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
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..
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In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!
I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I'm wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.
Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!
Laughter is d Best medicine,
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But if u r laughing without any reason, U need Medicine..
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