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Funny Jokes For Kids About School Biography
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A math joke

Teacher: What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4

Teacher: That's good.

Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school 

Mother: How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!

Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

Father: You were absent on the day of the test?

Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was me

"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

A math joke

Teacher, I can't solve this problem.

Any five year old should be able to solve this one.

No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Had a byte!

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?

Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

Mother: What did you learn in school today

Son: How to write 

Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?

Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?

Son: I don't feel well

Teacher: Where don't you feel well?

Son: In school!

Funny Jokes For Kids About School  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes For Kids About School  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes For Kids About School  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes For Kids About School  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes For Kids About School  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes For Kids About School  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes For Kids About School  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes For Kids About School  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes For Kids About School  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes For Kids About School  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes For Kids About School  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos