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Wednesday, 3 September 2014

Funny Short Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Short Jokes Biography
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”Be honest, if people could hear what you are thinking you would be in a mental hospital”

”Not everything that pops into your head needs to be shared on facebook”

” Excuse me, is spring coming soon, i need to know when my nuts will thaw out”

Interviewer : sp franj ,you have long hair. Does that make you a woman ?

Frank Zappa : You have wooden leg. Does that make you a table ?

”I am not fat,i am just easy to see”

I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives

”A good friend know how you rake your coffee. A great friend adds booze”

I used to have a handle on life. But it broke

”I struggle with my laziness. I’m like, Should I it down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing ?”

Is Monday gone yet ?

Death by power point, 99 percent complete

”Employee of the month is a good example of how, somebody can be both a winner and a loser at a same time”

Marriage is a wonderful invention.then again so is a puncture repair kit

Some people just need a pat on the back

Boy : My father’s name is laughing and mt mother;s name is smiling.

Teacher : you must be kidding ?

Boy : No, that’s my brother i’m joking

It’s no use whistling- I can see the bubbles coming out of your bottom

When I grow up i want to be astronaut

With great power comes great electricity bill

Long time ago, people who sacrifice their sleep, family, food, laughter and other joys of life were called saints

Touch my cake and i will cut you

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher!

If a girl ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her woman instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

That frustrating moment when your almost done with your cereal and the last five pieces are like, "Haha! catch me if you can"

When I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday she said 'Just gimme something with diamonds.' That's why I got her a pack of cards.

Me: should I get into trouble for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No
Me: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday. Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.

If I was a judge, Instead of shouting "ORDER IN THE COURT!" I would say "STOP... HAMMER TIME!" Then proceed to gavel out the freshest beat in the history of the judicial system.

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?…Ba-na-na-naaa!

What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. (finish this joke in your head)

Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop!

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE!

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!

If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.

Funny Short Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos