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Q: What did the cake say to the knife?
A: You wanna piece of me!
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can't tuna fish!
Q: What do you call a Bear what has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Q: What is a Snakes favorite subject at school?
A: Hissstory!
A child asked his father: "What is a man?" The father replies, "A person who takes responsibility for his family and his house and takes care of them." Then the child said, "I hope I will be a man like Mum one day."
Q: What do you call a dinosaur wearing high-heels?
A: My - feet - are - saurus
Q: We're do you put a noisy dog?
A: In the barking lot! Ha ha
Q: What's the difference between outlaws and inlaws
A: outlaws are wanted
A sardine saw a bunch of people in a submarine and said, "Cool, a can of people."
Have you heard the story of the skunk? Never mind it stinks!
Q:why did the man ride the bull?
A:it was to heavy to carry. Haha
Why was the tomato red?
Because it saw the salad dressing
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrots.
Nacho: why will you not taco to me? :(
Taco: because I'm nacho friend anymore!
Q: What did the frog order from Mc Donalds?
A: A order of flies and a diet croak!
Q: Why is it dangerous to do maths in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4 and 4, you get ate!!
Two TV antennas got married last weekend.
The wedding wasn't bad but the reception was beautiful!
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A: Wonkey!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: What is the best time to go to the Dentist?
A: Tooth hurty!
Q. WherE did tHe cow Go On hoLiday?
A. TO Moo-Zealand.
Q. HOw do You count a GrOup of cowS?
A. with a coW-cULator.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick
I'd throw it at you.
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Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
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