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ustad apne shagard se;;;qayamat k din zameen pat jaegy emarate gir jaegy sub kuch tabah hojaega. shagard;;to kya us din mere bai ko b chuty hogy ;;;ustad;;wo kya kam krte he ';shagard';'; g wo private school me teacher he;;;;;;;;;; ustad'l;'; nahi beta wo us din b aenge or janaty or janameyun ke leste tayar krege;

aik pando ka america a visa lagta hai toh bowt khush hota hai aur america chala jata hai.
us pando ko english nhi ahti hoti hai,
to aik din wo ghar drive krha hota hait oh tire flat ho jata hai,
pando mechanic ko call karta hai aur khata hai,
hiling nah juling paiya pus pus karing

1 cheeni hospital may tha
1 pathan usy dekhnay gaya
cheeni nay kaha
'CHING CHONG CHING MOU CHU CHU;
our mar gaya
pathan nay socha k koi
khazany ka raaz bataya hai wo in lafzon ka matlab malom
karnay k liye sari jaidad bech kar chaina gaya in
lafzon ka matlab yehtha

;KUTTY K BACHY OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA:

Here are some amazing examples of lawyers cross-questioning in court. Q: ...and what did he do then? A: He came home and next morning he was dead. Q: So when he woke up the next morning was he dead? Q: Could you see him from where you were standing? A: I could see his head. Q: And where was his head? A: Just above his shoulders. Q: The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it. You, too, were shot in the fracas? A: No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval. Q: Now, Mrs Brown, how was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And, by whose death was it terminated? Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are right now? A: I will be three months November 8th. Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: What were you and your husband doing at that time? Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies have been on dead people.

2 Sardaron Nay 2 Ghoray Kharidy...?

Masla Ye Huwa K Konsa Ghora Kis Ka Hoga???

1st Sardar? Mai Apny Ghoray Di Dum Kat Dena Va Eye Nishani Ho vy gi?

Suba Dekha To Dosry Ghoray Ki Dum b Kisi Ny Kat Di?

2nd Sardar? Mai Apny Ghoray Da Kann Kat Dina Va...?

Agli Suba Dosry Ghoray Ka B Kaan Kata Huwa Hota Hai...

Dono Sardar Baray Pareshan K Ab Kya Kia Jae???

Soch Bichar K Baad 1 Sardar Bola?
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Yar Enj Na Kr Layye,

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Teacher- Tum bare hokar kya karoge??  Student- Shaadi.  Teacher- Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge??  Student- Dulha.  Teacher- Ohho, I mean 2 say, bare hoker kya haasil karoge??  Student- Dulhan.  Teacher- Abbe matlab bare ho kar mammy papa ke liye kya karoge??  Student- Bahu launga.  Teacher- o jahil admi:( tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain??  Student- Pota.  Teacher- Hey raba!! Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai??  Student- Apni family bnana. 

Knock Knockwhos There? Curly!Curly Who? Curly Q!

Why Was The Ladybird Kicked Out Of The Forest? Because She Was A Litter Bug.

Why Was The Glow Worm Unhappy? Because Her Children Werent That Bright!

Knock Knockwhos There? Cookie!Cookie Who? Cookie Quit And Now I Have To Make All The Food!

Knock Knockwhos There? Cows!Cows Who? Cows Go Moo Not Who!

Knock Knockwhos There? Chuck!Chuck Who? Chuck In A Sandwich For Lunch

Why Are Mosquitos Religious? They Prey On You!

Why Did The Bee Started Talking Poetry? He Was Waxing Lyrical!

Who Writes Books For Little Bees? Bee-Trix Potter!

Really Funny Kids Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos