Source:- Google.com.pk
Larkian arranged marriage ko love marriage (pasand ki shadi) per tarjeeh kiun deti hain?
Kiun k woh jaanti hain ke “ghair kamina , apno k nammony se behter hai”
aik larki pull (bridge) k ooper se chalang laganay hi wali thee ke aik motor bike wala pass aa kar rukka aur bola k agar tum khud kushi karne hi lagi ho tu pehle mujhe aik kiss kar du… woh larki maan gai aur aik lamba kis kiye. motor bike walay ne khud kushi ki wajah poochi, tu woh boli
Ghar walon ko mera larki ban kar ghoomna pasand nahin……
Mera naam Bashird Khusra hai :)
(‘,’)/ Ahk thoo
Paray dafa ho Beghairt !!
Yeh kaise pata chalaya ja sakta hai ke yeh SMS sikh ne behja hai?
SMS ke ooper ticketain lagi hongi
Idiot (ghadhay) ke liye yeh bohat behter hai ke woh apna monh band hi rakhe taakay loag sirf soach hi saken ke woh idiot hai
Na ke monh khol kar sabit kar de ke woh waqee idiot hai.
Husband thakaa huva aya or biwi se bola:
“pani pila du”
Biwi:kya pyas lgi hai???
HUSBAND(ghussy sy):
“nahin yeh dekhna hai kaheen gala leek tu nahin karta”
Newton’s Law of Aashiqui..
Every Aashiq continues to do aashiqi until a chapel or a Thappar hit upon his with a velocity of 9.8m/s by a lovelly girl, this force is called Baezatti, which is directly proportional to sharmindagi but begherti remains constant.
Sardar went to Microsoft office for interview
Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java?
Sardar: Marr Java, Mitt Java, Lut Java te mein Sadqay Java
Doctor ne mareez ki memory wash kr di aur pucha kuch yaad aa rha hai?
Mareez:sirf bivi ka naam
Doctr hans kr:sb kuch formate hogya hai mgr virus nahi gya
Girl to boy….
Sigret chhor do.
Boy:chhor di.
Girl:paan chhor do.
Boy:chorr diya.
Girl:aj sy 5 waqt namaz start kr do.
Boy:aj sy wo bi start kr di.
Girl:apni parhai per tawaja diya karo.
Boy:aj sy wo bi shuru.
Kuch din baad
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Girl:mjh se shaadi karo gy?
Boy:ji nai….
Shadi nai hoskti
Girl:wo kyn?
Boy:baji me itna sudhar gaya hun k ab tou tm sy achi larki mil skti hai..
Aik aadmi jhoot bolnay ki wajah se bohat mash’hoor tha. Aik boorhi aurat ko pata chala tu woh uske pass gai aur boli:”beta main ne sunna hai tum dunya ke sab se jhootay aadmi ho!”. Aadmi bola logon ki baton ko dafa karen main tu apko dekh kar heran ho geya hon k iss umar main bhi yeh husn, yeh jamal aur yeh dilkashi!”. Boorhi aurat sharmatey howey boli: “hay Allah log bhi kitne zalim hain , achay bhalay insan ko jhoota kehtey hain!”.
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