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Knock, knock
Who's there?
G.I.
G.I. who?
G.I. don't know?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Matthew
Matthew who?
Matthew lace has come undone!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl or something!?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Goliath
Goliath who?
Goliath down you're lookin' tired.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
I didn't know you were so happy to meet me!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in, it's raining!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Answer and the door and you'll find out!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Echo
Echo who?
Echo who? Echo who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Melody
Melody who?
Melody is her name!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan. You lose!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Whatcha Jamaican?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Rida
Rida who?
Rida lot of books!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police let us in. It's raining outside!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for school!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gladiator
Gladiator who?
Gladiator (Glad-he-ate-her) and not me!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yo mama
Yo mama who?
Seriously, it's your mama now let me in!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Love
Love who?
Don't you love me?!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you sick of these knock-knock jokes?
Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To look for the chicken.
Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. Why did the chickens cross the road?
A. They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!
Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.
Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!
Q. What day do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-days!
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!
Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
A. She was already across the street.
Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.
Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!
Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. "Ouch!"
Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!
Q. Why do hens lay eggs?
A. Because if they dropped them they'd break!
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q. Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
A. He wanted to pat the chicken.
Q. Why did the chicken run across the road?
A. Because she wanted to get to the other side faster.
Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. He was following the chicken!
Q. What does a chicken have in common with a band?
A. Drumsticks.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe momma!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tee
Tee who?
Tee hee!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sorry
Sorry who?
Sorry wrong door!
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