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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "We need the eggs."
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia
Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
Dunya mein sab se bra or khatanaaak Jaduu kahan hota he..
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Beauty Parlour mein.
Jati koi aur hai,
Aati koi aur hai :)
Admi to Sardar
Admi:
Yar ye AHO kon log kehtey hen?
Sardar:
Bhai ye jo pendu, unparh, jahil Log hotay hen wo baltay hen
Admi:
Acha ap parhay likhay ho
Sardar:
Aho
Night Tips:
Raat ko sony se pehley 1 marchar ko zaroor maar deya karen ta ke…
Baqi machar uski akhri rasoomat k liye chalay jaen aur aap mazay ki neend so saken
Mulazim: Light chali gai hai
Meera: tu Mother light jala lo na
Mulazim: Mother-light?
Meera: I mean ‘mom bati’
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