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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
Telegram
Telephone
Tell a woman
Perhaps not very politically correct in the times we live in, but worth a slight chuckle.
If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.
A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Which is the most dangerous Alphabet
Answer -- " W ".
It is tension generator..
All the worries get initiated with ' w '. .
Who
Why
What
When
Which
Whom
Where
War
Wine
Whisky
Wealth
Work
Worries
Woman
& finally. . .
Believe it or not
** WIFE **
and the most dangerous question coming from w (wife) .
Woh kaun thi ?
All The Major Things A Woman Needs In Her LifeTime Start With The
Letter 'M'. Ⓜ
Ⓜ Man.
Ⓜ Money.
Ⓜ Make-Up.
Ⓜ Motor Car.
Ⓜ Movies.
Ⓜ Masti.
Ⓜ Mall.
Last But Not The Least.
And The 2 Most Imp.
....
....
ⓂMaid
&
ⓂMaaikewaale.
Dedicated to all Wives by their dear Husbands: A new version of the famous lines from "SILSILA":
"Main aur Meri Tanhaai aksar yeh Baate karte hain, Tum hoti to aisa hota, Tum hoti to waisa hota,
AUR TUM na hoti to
PAISA hota."
Dont laugh alone please pass it on....
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
Funny Jokes Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
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