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teacher bachay se wo kon se cheese hai jo tum dehak sekhtay ho leken tor nahi saketay
bacha miss app ka mun
BOY: Hey girl, whats your name?
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GIRL: Apne baap ko dhakka maaro.
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BOY: What do you mean?
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GIRL: PUSH PAA.
EK family sholay flim dekh kar ghar wapis aai.
Flim ka boot swar tha .
Admi apni BV say nach basanti nach.
Yeh bat nazdeek bethay houay us kay 4 sala betay nay sun lee aur bola
BASANTI IS KUTY K SAMNAY MAT NACHNA
EK larka aur uski puri family car mein ja rahi thi...
Tabhi Police ne car ko roka aur bola: Ye safety
week hai. Aap seat belt pahenkar car chala rahe ho
isliye aapko Rs 2500 ka inaam diya jaata hai. Aap is inaam ka kya karoge?
Larka: Main isse apna drivinglicense banwaoonga.
Tabhi uski maa boli: Iski baat ka yakeen mat karo
sharab peekar kuch bhi bolta hai.
Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekhke
bole: Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car mein hum ziyada
door nahin ja payenge..!!! :D:P ;)
ik haklay lohaar ne lohaa garaam kartay hee apnay haklay shaagird se kahaa
lo..lo..lohaa ga..ga..garam he..hay ha..ha..hathoraa ma.. ma..maar
Shagird ne ustaad se poochaa
ustaad ka..ka..kahaan..ma..ma..maaroon
ustaad ne kahaa
re..re..rehhnay day..tha..tha..thandaa ho..ga..gayaa..
Ek dafa pathan or sardar kisi hotel mn sath khana khanay gaye.......glass ulta parha tha
Pathan:yar glass ka to munh he band hay
sardar:or neachay say v tota howa hay
Aik sardar pizza wali dokan pe gaya. Pizza wala: Janab pizza ke 4 piece banaon ya 8 piece. Sardar bola: Yar 4 he bna do pta nhi 8 khae bhi jate hen k nahi.
Hum Paani Kiyun Peety Hain?
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Q Ke Hum Paani Kha Nahi Saktay
Taliyyyyaaaaaaaann.
Kasam Say Bachpan Say Hi Genius Hoon Par Kabhi Guroor Nahi Kiya.
Beta: papa mama aj kyn khamosh bethe howe hain
Bap : is ne lips stik mange the aur mae ne Elfi day di.
Ek jahaaz me 2 pilot aur 3 musafir hote hain jin me se do jawan aur ek buzurg musafir hota hai. Achanak jahaaz me kharabi ho jati hai 4 peraciut hote hain 2 pilot aur 1 jawan le kar kood jaate hain. Aakhir me 1 buzurg aur ek jawan bach jata hai aur ek peraciut hota hai. Jawan kehta hai baba ap ye peraciut baandh kar kood jao buzurg kehta hai beta khabrao mat aik musafir ghalti se mera beg le kar kood gaya hai.
Super Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Super Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Super Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Super Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Super Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Super Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Super Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Super Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Super Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Super Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Super Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
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