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Wednesday, 3 September 2014

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Short Funny Jokes Biography
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”

Q. Why did the zebra beat the horse at chess?
A. Because it’s a-frican genius.

What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to your house!
…..
Knock Knock
Who’s there…
The chicken.

What do you call a blind deer?
No eye dear.

What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg?
Still no eye dear

What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg that has been castrated?
Still no f*cking eye dear.

What Bee’s produce milk? Boo-bees

Do birds really “sing” or are they actually releasing tiny screams because they’re scared of heights?

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

My ex-girlfriend used to have a pet parrot. The thing would never f*cking shut up.. the parrot was cool though.

Q. Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?
A. Because he had a crack addiction.

What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood?
…… A bi-polar bear.

Q. What do cigarettes and cats have in common?
A. They’re both really bad for your health if you put them in your mouth and set fire to them.

Have you heard about the amazing new chimpanzee diet for weight loss? All you have to do is eat 20 bananas a day and spend about 12 hours climbing trees.

Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.

Q: What do whales like on their toast?
A: I can’t believe it’s not blubber!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper

My girlfriend just recently got a tattoo of a dolphin on her inner thigh. It’s amazing what tattooists can do these day, when you put your face near it you can actually smell the ocean.

Q. Why do Pandas have black eyes?
A. Because they can’t satisfy their man.

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