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Behind every successful student, there is a Girlfriend.
But what about a failed student?
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Lots of Girlfriends!

An 0ld Man S T Shirt Qu0te
I Am N0t 50
I Am 16 With 34 Years 0f
Experience
That S The Attitude.

It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday


Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.
Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.
Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!

Million Dollar Question:
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If U don’t like ur Husband,
why don’t u just leave him & go ??
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Answer from wife:
I don’t like doing anything
that will make him Happy..

They say
that love is more important
than money,
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but
have you ever tried
to pay your bills with a hug ?


Every0ne Sent U
Traditi0n W0rds Ab0ut
Eid But I M The Fist 0ne
T0 Send U
Meat Mubarak
And
Keep 0n Eating
Different Dishes
0n This Seas0n .

Once a Bird asked a Bee, 'you work so hard, to get honey & people steal that from you, don't you feel sad?'

Bee replied, 'no, becoz they can never steal my art of making honey!'

Keep your attitude positive. Be like little "Bee" small in size but big at heart..!!


!! ||Girls Psychology|| !!!
*** Fraud with Innocent Boys ***
*** Fun with Handsome Boys ***
*** Friendship with Charming Boys ***
*** Contact with Intelligent Boys ***
*** Flirt with Freaky Boys ***
*** Love with Faithful Boys ***
& in the end
*** Marriage with the Rich Boy ***
!!! moral of the story !!!
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai...


A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden.
Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster.
Boy: Run, your father is coming!

Height of Confidence:
Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga!
Mom: Kyun?
Son: Main Job Karunga.
Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega, Nalayak?
Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga!

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.
Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Funny Text Jokes  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Text Jokes  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Text Jokes  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Text Jokes  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Text Jokes  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Text Jokes  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Text Jokes  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Text Jokes  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Text Jokes  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Text Jokes  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Text Jokes  Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos