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Teacher – What is the difference between a bird and fly? Student – Well……a bird can fly……..but a fly can’t bird.

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Bachon ki shararton se tang aa kar unki mummy ne sab ke samne ailan kia. Aaj se main aik inami silsila shuro kar rahi hon. Ghar mein pore hafte jo sabse zyada kehna maane ga aur sab se kam bole ga usse
hafta pora hone per 200 rs inaam don gi.
Bachon ne foran ahtejaj kia. Hame yeh muqabla manzor nahi. is muqable mein to har halat mein papa hi jeetenge. :s

2 Dost apne aap ko bohat chalaak samajhte the. aik martaba unhe karachi se lahore jana tha, train main bohat rush tha aur raat ka waqt tha, inho ne aik dabbay main dakhil ho kar idhar udher dekha aur phir shor machana shuro kar dia ke dabbay main saamp ghus aya hai. yeh sun kar sab musafir neechay utar gaye aur yeh dono bistar laga kar araam se so gaye.
Subah unki
aankh khuli to aik dost ne dabbay ke pass kharre kulli se pocha. "kya lahore aa gaya?"
Kulli bola."array bhai sahab kal raat is dabbay main saamp nikal aya tha, is liye is dabbay ko train se alehda kar dia gaya tha." :P

Bhaarti(indian) fauj ke tara singh aur shekhar singh mein aksar behas hoti rehti thi. tara singh ka kehna tha ke parachute ke zariye utarne mein woh mahir hai jab ke shekhar singh ka kbhi yehi dawa tha.
1 roz faisla karne ke liye dono aik jahaz mein tees hazar feet ki bulandi per pohanche. pehle tara singh ne
jahaz se chhalaang(jump) lagayi. usne apne parachute ki door khenchi, parachute khul gaya aur tara singh araam se neeche aane laga.
shekhar singh ne chhalaang(jump) lagayi aur door khenchi magar parachute na khula. usne emergency wali door khenchi, tab bhi parachute na khula. woh tezi se zameen ki taraf jate howe tara singh ke kareeb se guzra to tara singh gusse se chilaya. Acha to tum cheating kar rahe ho, ab tum mujhse race laga rahe ho lekin main tumhe kamiyab nai hone don ga. yeh keh kar usne apne kandhon(shoulders) se parachute ki bandish nikaal di.

Ustaad(teacher) ne ladke se pocha. Kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?
Kal mere daant(teeth) mein shadeed dard tha. Ladke ne jawab dia.
Aaj to dard nahi hai? Ustaad(teacher) ne pocha
Maloom nahi sir! ladke ne laparwayi se jawab dia.

Kya matlab... tumhe apne daant ke dard ka ilm nahi hai, iska matlab hai ke tum jhoot bol rahe ho. Ustaad(teacher) ne dant tay howe kaha.
Ladka bola, nahi sir darasal mera daant kal hi dandansaz(dentist) ne nikaal kar apne pass rakh lia tha.

Ranjish
2 afraad jin ke darmiyan kuch ranjish thi aik aisi gali mein aamnay samnay aagaye .
jahan dono ikathay nahi guzar satke thay .
kam az kam aik ko zaroor side par hona parna tha .
.. .
ab kuch der to woh kharray rahay .
aakhir aik sahib bolay :" mein gadhon ko rasta nahi diya karta. "
yeh sun kar dosray sahib muskuratay hue aik taraf ho gaye aur kaha :
" mein day diya karta hon. "

Mitti ka Tail
Ustaad: Mitti ka tail kahan se nikalta hai?
Hanif: Janab canister se.

Television
aik boorha : mera khayaal hai kay television akhbar ki jagah le le ga .
dosra : ahmaq kahin ke, bhala television se bhi kabhi makhiyan uraa sakta ha

Awaaz
pehla dost : prson meri biwi kunvey mein giri bohat chout lagi baichari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi .
dosra dost : ab kaisi hai ?
pehla : ab theek hai kal se kunvey mein se aawaz nahi aa rahi .

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