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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.
Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.
Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?
A: Ohio
Q: "There were some twins. One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other. How can be this ?"
A: "One was twenty, the other twenty too. One was a priest so he married the other"
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)
Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.
Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.
Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.
Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
Funny Jokes And Riddles Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes And Riddles Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes And Riddles Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes And Riddles Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes And Riddles Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes And Riddles Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes And Riddles Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes And Riddles Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes And Riddles Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes And Riddles Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes And Riddles Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
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