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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.




Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?Â

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

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Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?

A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.

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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.

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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. He sleeps at night.

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Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?

A: Because he is dead.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A: It becomes wet.

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Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?

A : Rain

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Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?

A : TOMORROW

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Q. What looks like half apple?

A : The other half.

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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?

A : Dinner.

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Q. What gets wet with drying?

A : A towel

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Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?

A : AGE.

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Q. What happened when wheel was invented?

A : It caused a revolution.

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Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?

A : Because it has its own scales.

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Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?

A : Because it is too tyred.

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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state

A : liquid

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Funny Jokes Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes Funny Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

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