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Tuesday 2 September 2014

Jokes For Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

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Aik martaba raat giay aik chor ghar main dakhil huwa sab log so rahe the chor ne bagair kisi pareshani aur rokawat kay sara ghar chan mara magar koyi chiz hath na aayi khosusan sona wagaira, aakhir wo soye hoye afraad khana kay pas ponhcha aur saheb ko utha ker qadre roub se bola. Sona kidhar hai. Un saheb ne beghair aankh khole itminan se jawab dia. Sara ghar khali hai jahan ji chahe so jao.

Aik aadmi jangal jangal se guzar raha tha
Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".
Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."
Lion: "nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai."

Aik bhikari Sarak(Road) par langra kar chal raha tha. Samne se teen dost aarahe the. Bhikari ko iss tarah chalet daikh kar pehle dost ne kaha. “yar dekho be chare bhikari ki tang tooti hoyi hai”.
Doosre dost ne kaha: “nahi yar! Mujhe lagta hai keh is ki tang maflooj ho gayi hai.”
Yeh sun kar tisra dost bola. “ tum donon ghalat andaze laga rahe ho, mujhe lagta hai is ki tang ko polio ho chukka hai”.
Iss baat par teenon doston mein takraar hone lagi. Bala-akhir inhon ne faislah kia keh wo bhikari se hi puch lete hain, wo teenon bhikari ke paas gaye aur is se pucha. “ bhayi saheb! Yeh aap ki tang kis tarah tooti”.
Bhikari (ghosse se teenon doston ko ghurte hoye bola) “arey! Meri tang nahi balkeh mera juta tuta hai “.

Imran: “ iss gaye (cow) ke singh kiun nahi hain?
Jalal: “ baaz ke paidaishi nahi hote, baaz ke larayi jhagray mein toot jate hain, baaz ke hum khood kaat dete hain lekin jis ki tum baat kar rahe ho yeh, gaye nahi gadha hai.”

Aik saaheb ki binayi kamzor ho rahi thi. Wo aankhon ke doctor ke paas gaye. Doctor ne aankhon ka check up karne ke baad kaha: “ abhi aap ainak na lagwayain balkeh aap carrots khana shoro kar dain.”
In sahib ne kaha: “ lekin carrots to hamare kharghosh (rabbit) buhat raghbat se khate hain, yeh ajeeb ilaaj hai.”
Doctor: “kia aap ne apne rabbit ko ainak lagate dekha hai?”

Atif : “yar farhan! Mein ne suna hai keh mosiqi ke asraat se pani kholta hai.”
Farhan: “ yeh to sach hi hoga kiun keh jab tum gana gate ho to aksar mera khoon kholta uthta hai.”

Zahni maraaz ke hospital se aik mareez ko chutti dene se pehle doctor ne mareez se kaha. “Allah ka shukar hai ab aap bilkul theek hain. Aaj hum aap ko ghar bhaij rahe hain. Aap hamara bil ada kar dain.”
Mareez ne shahana lehje main kaha. “ bil kon sa bil? Shahi tabyat
tumhara dimagh to kharab nahi ho gia keh Akbar Badsha se bil ki raqam mang rahe ho”.

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?
Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.

Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.
Doosra dost: meray dant mein dard tha, mein nay nikalwa dia tum bhi aisa hi karo.

Aik gappo: agar hadse main aik kan kat jaye to kia hoga?
Doosra gappo: main soon nahi sakoonga.
Pahla gappo: aur agar donoon kan kat jaye to?
Doosra : to main dakh nahi sakoonga.
Pahla: kiun wo kaise?
Doosra: kiun keh main phir ainak kaise lagaunga?

Aik dost (dosre dost se): yar main bara fikar mand hoon, mari beti ka qad nahi barhta, kuch alaj batao.
Dost: bara acha tareeqa batata hoon tum apni beti ka naam menhgayi rakh lo phir dekhna is ka qad kitni rafter se barhta hai.

Jokes For Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos