Source:- Google.com.pk
Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho k de raha hai, kuch surf sabun to daal deta
GOLU Ko CHirag Milla
Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao
GOLU
1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo
2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho
3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo
Tinku: Mera Kutta Tommy Kho Gaya Hai.
Mintu: To Tum Kisi Akhbar Me Add. Kyo Nahi Dete.
Tinku: Usase Kya Hoga?
Tmmy Ko 2 Padhna Nahi Aata.
Santa- Yaar Shaadi K Jode Koun Banata He? Banta- Aasman Me Khuda Banate He, Santa-Yaar Galti Ho Gayi. Banta- Kya? Santa- Me To Tailor Ko De Aaya..
Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Santa: Thank God, mujhe laga new hai..
SANTA:-KYA LAYE HO.? BANTA:-MAIN TERE LIYE RISHTA LAYA HUN. LADKI B.COM HAI. SANTA:-LADKI CHAHE KISI BHI COM KI HO BAS MERE JC PADHI LIKHI HONI CHAHI
Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar rahe the.
doctor:Kya hua?
Santa Banta:Doctr ne operation me orignal Chize nikal kar china ka dal diya.
Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se bache kharab hote hai aur parhai
Banta nhi krte,mene cabel katva diya
Batna: Good?
Santa: Ab humne dish TV laga liya
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nahi le jate?
Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: pehle ye bataye ki wo usme ghuste kaise hai
MOLU-Kal Tum jis johri ki dukan pe Gaye the wo kaisi Hai
GOLU-Bahut Umda or bahut badi dukan hai
Jab maine kaha ki ek lakh rs ki koi Ring dikhao to wo bole-Kone me kachre ki tokri me padi hai usme dekh lo..
Raat ko 2baje Santa ke Phone ki Ghanti Baji
Ek Aurat Keh Rahi Thi-Aapka Kutta Raat Bhar Bhokta Rehta Hai
Sone Nahi Deta
Santa Ne Maafi Mangi or So Gaya
dusri Raat 3baje Us Aurat ka Phone baja
Santa bola-Maidam,Mai apko batana bhul gaya tha ki maine koi kutta nahi pal rakha hai
Sanata in firebrigade-Lady calld-"mere ghar aag lagi hay
Santa-pani dalo.
Lady-dala,aag nahi bujhi
Santa-"fir hum akar kya krenge,hum bhi to pani hi dalenge.
Santa-Jab Bhi mai tumhre ghar khana khata hu
Tumhara kutta mere khane ko ghoor kar dekhta hai
KYUN?
Banta-kyuki kutta apni Plate phchanta hay mere dost.
Santa Kadi-Chawal Kha Raha Tha.
Khate-Khate Ek MAKHI Bathne Lagi..
SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye wo NAhi Hai Jo Tu Samaj Rahi hai.
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