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Thursday, 4 September 2014

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Really Funny Short Jokes Biography
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"Extreme Height of Laziness"
Theif1: Let us count the money that we have robbed today at bank.
Theif2: Oh! No! I'm so tired.we can see it in the news.

Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said,
But

Lying increases ur memory power!....!;)

Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India:
DANGER
11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH
Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.

Is it true that the word STUDYING was derived from STUdents DYING?

He told me "Never say never!"
But he just said never....twice?

I Wrote On The Door “Plz Don”t Enter I m Upset” Frnds Came,Smiling & Said: . . “Sorry Yar tujhe To Pta Hy Na English Samjh Nahi Aati”

You're such a selfish person.
I see you around me only when...
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I'm in problem.
I love your selfishness, dear friend!

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.

Really Funny Short Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Really Funny Short Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Really Funny Short Jokes Biography
Source:- Google.com.pk

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All men are brave,
Horros movies don't scare them...
But.....
10 missed calls from wife-----surely does!

Those 8 seconds really become so longer when you wait for "Skip" option button on video sharing site!

What did the cockroach say to the man who wanted to squash it?
You are just jealous of me. The reason being - I make your spouse scream louder than you!

Man: Why are beating your son in law so badly?
He replies: I sent hi message that you have become father but he forwarded this message to his friends!

Boy messages text his Girl "Honey, I can't live without you! When you come to me?"Here is the KILLING Reply -"Who is dying! I lost my saved numbers, kindly tell me your name?"

I thing..Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers!

Photographer: My secret of success is? 'Think negative'!

Make no mistakes. The junior is your biggest prospect!

Wife: If I would have been married to a Monster, I would have been felt much better than with you...
Man: But marriages are not allowed in same blood relation!!

I have already acted on your memo on saving power in my department by an immediate ban on employee empowerment!

customer: sorry but i asked cheese without holes
waiter: well then, eat the cheese and leave the holes
by- elshaday

My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said that at the end of this ruler is a dumb. I got a detention after asking which end!

It is better to be late than to arrive ugly!

How Bedroom smells after marriages:

First 3 months - Perfumes and Flowers!

After 12 months - Baby Powder, Cream, diapers and Lotions!

After 7 Years - Balms, Move and pain killers..

When will Persian cats begin to join the armed forces?
When you cut their furlough.

If Olive Oil is made from Olives and Vegetable oils from Vegetables, then what is Baby oil made from???

The doctor comes out into the waiting room for the next patient. He's shocked to see a man sitting there with a frog growing out of his head. The doctor's cries, "Oh my god, how did that happen?"
The frog answered "I don't know; it began as a pimple on my but-t."

Those awkward conversations with the hairdresser.
Description: Yeah, That awkward moments when you go to saloon, sit on his chair and have nothing to talk about but still try to utter something. Do you hear that voice of your brain - what the hell I am talking about.

Really Funny Short Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos