Wednesday 3 September 2014

Funny jokes For Kids And Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

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A new collection of many fabulous funny jokes: adult jokes, blonde jokes, family jokes, clean jokes, dirty jokes, etc. of Audio4fun.com will bring you a hilarious and joyful time after hours working in the office or doing chores at home.
Many people say "Laughter is the best medicine" or "A good laugh is good medicine". Enjoy your life by laughing out loud and share all those funniest jokes to your family and your friends. We believe they will very much appreciate that!

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

Boy : Tootay huwy dil se piyar kero gi,
Ya dil tootny tak piyar kero gi.


Girl : Kameeny!
Tooti hui chappal se pitay ga,
Ya chappal k tootny tak pitay ga....:-)


Boy to Girlfriend : Janu tum
Face Book use kerti ho?

Girlfriend : Nahi me Qudrati Kubsurat hun..:-)
Lo bhai Bachi Landhi ki nikli.
Aby Face Wash hori poocha hai..

Ek larki perfume laga ker bus per charhi.
Larkay ny comment pass kiya,

"Aaj kal Finyle ka use kuch ziyada hi ho raha hai.."
Larki Boli : "Phir bhi
Cockroch picha nahi chortay..:-)"

Boy : Pi loon
tery neelay neelay Naino ki shabnam,
Pi loon
tery geelay geelay honton se Sargam

Girl : Q
In dono k beech me Naak bhi ati hai,
Wahan se bhi kuch khaa pee lay Bhookay...:-0



Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,
kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:
Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko
hosh aa gaya ho
to Aik kilo de do :P  ;)



Kisi ka Accident dekne pr Expressions in

U.S.A :- Oh My God!

Arrbi :- O La La

Australia :- Got a Hit

Paris:- oh shit

London:- oh No,

Indian.. Ram ram.

PAk:- Oo vajeya e anni da.

Hor vekh apni maa nu mur mur kay



Pagal dentist se:

kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?
Dr: nahi

Pagal: Main nikal leta hn.
Dr: wo kaise?
Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ;)  :P

Funny jokes For Kids And Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny jokes For Kids And Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny jokes For Kids And Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny jokes For Kids And Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny jokes For Kids And Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny jokes For Kids And Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny jokes For Kids And Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny jokes For Kids And Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny jokes For Kids And Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny jokes For Kids And Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny jokes For Kids And Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos



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