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Wednesday 3 September 2014

Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

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Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pass

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
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Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
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Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
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Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

The most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

"The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study"
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(William kaamchor )

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
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(William Cheater)

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

Ques: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?
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Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga

A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
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Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai

Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"

Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
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Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right

Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
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Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.

Baap: Afsoos ke tum imtihan mai fail hogaye !!
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Beta: Kia karta, sary sawal sood par tay, owr sood haram hai !

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