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Monday 1 September 2014

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Around age 6 or 7, kids start to understand language well enough to know that words can have two (or more) meanings. As your child develops this cognitive ability to grasp different meanings, riddles, jokes, and puns start making sense and will be a top source of enjoyment for the next 3 or 4 years.

Kids this age delight in their newfound ability with an insatiable appetite for jokes of all stripes. Don't be surprised if it feels like you're living with Jay Leno, with every meal an opportunity for a monologue. What your child is really doing is enjoying the ability to make these connections and to finally be the insider, the one with the info and the answers.

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!

Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
Shamu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?
Ramu: Shamu!

Teacher: Ramu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Ramu: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

2)TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

3)TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

4)TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

5)TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

6)TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

7)TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the grondthan you are.

8)TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right.. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

9)TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

10)TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cheery
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

11)TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

12)TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

13)TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher.

14)Teacher: Well, there is one good thing I can tell you about your son.
Father: Oh? What's that?
Teacher: With the grades that he's getting, he can't possibly be cheating.

15)Teacher: Your essay about your cat is the same as your sister's.
Pupil: That is because it is the same cat!

16)Teacher: Do you understand the importance of punctuation?
Student: Oh yes, I always get to school on time.

17)Teacher: Can you tell me what a unit of electricity is called?
Student: What?
Teacher: Correct

18)Teacher: Please name two pronouns.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Correct.

19)Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?

Student : Brotherly love.

20)Teacher:What is the difference between a car and a tree?
Student:The car leaves the shed whereas the tree sheds the leaf

20)) Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher:"What about ur mother?"
Sam:She is a woman.

21) Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.

22)Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler commited suicide

23)A Teacher lecturing on population - In world after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Man stands up - we must find & stop her!.

24)Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Johny: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

25)Teacher: Raju, How many times have I told u not to scribble on the board?

Raju: Sorry Miss, I did not count.

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