Source:- Google.com.pk
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho .
God has given Eyes: To look at U.
Hands: To pray for U.
Mind: To remember U.
Heart : To love U.
And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.
Ye form fill kren.
Name:_ _ _
Father’s
Name:_ _ _
Caste:_ _ _
Blood group:_ _ _
Gender:_ _ _
Age:_ _ _
Address:_ _ _
Phone No:_ _ _
Fill kar k.
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Pagal khany Main Jama
Krwa K apny Ghar walon ko
Musibat Se Nijaat den.
IDARA TAHAFUZ-E-PAkitan
pak pak pakitan saaf saaf Pakistan..
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho k de raha hai, kuch surf sabun to daal deta
GOLU Ko CHirag Milla
Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao
GOLU
1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo
2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho
3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo
GOU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,
Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha
GOLU: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..
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