Thursday 4 September 2014

Funny Jokes For Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Jokes For Biography
Source:- Google.com.pk

INTERVIEWER TO BAPU: AAP KA JANAM KAHA HUA THA?

BAPU: PORBANDAR.

INTERVIEWER:USKA SPELLING BATAO?

BAPU:MAZAK KAR RAHA THA YAAAR,GOA MAI HUA THA!!!!!!!!!!!


Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!

Father: beta tum history mein fail kyun ho gaye the?
Beta: papa , sabhi question us time ke the jab mein paida bhi nahi hua tha.

Aap Achhe Ho,
Imandar Ho,
Sanskari Ho,
Sundar Ho,
Sushil Ho,
Pyare Ho,
Khubsurat Ho,
Dimag Wale Ho.
Pata Karo Ki.
1 April Se Pehle Ye Afwah Kaun Fela Rha hai.

Zindgi K Liye Dil Ki Zarurt Hai
Dil K Liye Khushio Ki Zarurt Hai
Khushio K Liye Dost Ki Zarurt Hai 


Achche Dost ki Liye ...
... Oooh God Sabko Meri Zarurt Hai


Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nahi,

Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki,

Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro

K tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh Se!

Tum Mujh se!

Zyada
Kanjoos Ho.ho na.?

A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct!
Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised??

Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?.. 
Ans.- In his Last Battle.. 

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed? 
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page.. 

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.. 
Ans.- Marriage.. 

Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?.. 
Ans.- Liquid State.. 

Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?. 
Ans.- On His Birthday. 

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?.. 
Ans.- By Mango Shake..!! 

Q.7-where do maximum ice fall noticed in India...???..
Awesome Reply By Student:- .."In wine Glass



Aaj k shaitan bacche: Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? 
Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. ;

Lazyness rocks: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 
Teacher: What is your mother’s name? 
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu ..: : : : : 

: Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. 

Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna:


Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai...
Dukandar: Haan hai... 
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu. 


Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? 
Papa- Bilkul marte the 
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi... 

A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: "Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My 0wn Problems!" :):):):-)

Let's us start our day with laugh.... :
Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...:
After exam Father how is ur result?
Son: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...


Funny Jokes For Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes For Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes For Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes For Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes For Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes For Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes For Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes For Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes For Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes For Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Jokes For Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos


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