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While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard. “Sand,” said the cyclist. “Get them off – we ll take a look,” said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. “Say friend, you sure had us crazy”, said the guard. “We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won’t say a word – but what is it you were smu ggling?” “Bicycles!”

Q. Who won the zombie war?
A. Nobody, it was dead even.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!

Q. What monster wears the most clothes?
A. A werewolf!

Q. Why didn't Dracula have any friends?
A. He was a pain in the neck!

Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.

Q. What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
A. Halloween!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why do seagulls live near the sea? Because if they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels.

What did one lab rat say to the other? “I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push that buzzer, he brings me a snack!”

How does a rabbit make gold soup? He starts with 24 carrots.

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam!"

How do you know there are elephants in your fridge? Because the door won't close.

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, "So how do you drive this thing?"

Where do fish put their money? In riverbanks.

What do you call a brainy insect? A spelling bee.

Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?

What do you call a cat that does tricks? A magic kit.

5. Knock knock
Who's there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther Bunny!

2. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

3. What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?

One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

4. Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken!

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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