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Did you hear about the bones they
found on the moon?
It seems like the cow did not make
it. (hey diddle diddle . . .)
Q. How does a man on a moon get his haircut?
A. Eclipse it.
What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
It has NO EL.
What lives in apples and is an
avid reader? A bookworm !
What Is Another Painful Sentence
Other Than
'i Hate U'
I Finished Studying,u Finished?
Hurts A Lot.
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary..
1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly
Always Remember That If You Fall,
I Will Pick You Up...
Only After I Finish Laughing..' Hahahaha
The Thing Which Is Never
Complete,
Called...
Syllabus!! John: Can you tell me the good way to
remember wife's birthday?
Smith: It's very easy, Just forget it
once!
A Heart Touching Message
"We Need Six Months Vacation Twice A
Year. . .
Always Speak The Truth!
And Run Immediately After Speaking It!!
A mouse was going with its kids.a CAT
jumped infront of them.
Mouse shouted:" BHOW BHOW" Cat ran away,
Mouse:"that's the advantage of learning
foreign language"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus
driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby
I've ever seen!''The woman walks to the rear
of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to
a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted
me!''
The man says: ''You go up there and tell him
off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith
said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted
to see if he did
One guy was so fat, he had his own
area code.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of
her last christmas and its still
printing.
You are so fat you jump in the air
and get stuck.
You are so fat you were baptized
in Sea World.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of
those X jackets, helicopters try to
land on her.
Why did the vampire go to hospital?
He wanted his ghoulstones removed!
Where do ghosts live?
In a terrortory!
What do you call a ghost who stays
out all night?
A fresh air freak!
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