Friday 5 September 2014

Jokes By Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes By Kids Biography
Source:- google.com.pk

Lions

how does lions run faster?
metal legs


Bannana

what is a bannana in a taxi?
bannana day trip

Secret Ingrediant

What is the secret ingrediant of a toilot?
Poo

Well
well well well. your JUST IN TIME

A Bee

what did a bee say to a other bee?
i love plants

In The Forest

What do you find in the forest?
An gremlin


Banana Ladys

Why did the banana ladys cross the road?
To try on a banana weding dress


Running Around

why did the chiken running around screming
because it needed to use the toilot

Hermione

is hermione in harry potter hot?
no
yes she is

The Ham Contest

if you go to the ham contest wat will the man say
you won last year you are not alowed


Chickin

nock nock
whos there
chickin
what chickin?
a frendly chickin

A Spoon

doctor doctor i think i am a spoon.
sit on that chair and stop staring.


A Tiny Little Mouse

if a cow screams just because theres a tiny little mouse what do you think another cow would say to the scared little cow
”WHAT your scared of a little mouse? its smaller than you, your a coward

Boss

knock knock
who is there
boss
boss who
boss will you give me some pens

Q. How do you make a strawberry shake?
A. Put it in the freezer.

Q. What is a vampire's favourite fruit?
A. A neck-tarine!

Q. How do you fix a broken tomato?
A. Tomato paste!

Q. What school subject is the fruitiest?
A. History – because it is full of dates!

Q. What fruit teases you a lot?
A. A Ba na..na..na..na..na!

Q. What kind of apple has a short temper?
A. A crab apple.

Q. What happens to grapes when you step on them?
A. They wine!

Q. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A. With a pumpkin patch!

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A. Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Q. Why was the tomato blushing?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing.


Jokes By Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes By Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes By Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes By Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes By Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes By Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes By Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes By Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes By Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes By Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes By Kids Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos


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