Thursday 4 September 2014

Very Funny Jokes For Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Very Funny Jokes For Adults Biography
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Yaar ek baat to batao.. ??
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Ye “OLX” pe girlfriend Nahi milti kya??
Urgently chaiye..:P:P


Height of OLX
A married women apni
mom ko
call
krit h ,,
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. women : mom, kal raat meri
unse
ladaai ho gayi ,, .
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mom – Koi baat nahi, Ye to
pati patni ke beech hota hi
hai ,,
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women – Wo to thik h mom,
par ab
laash Ka kya Karu ? .
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Mom – OLX pe bech
de. . .
(YAHAN SAB KUCH BIKTA HAI)

A pathan’s father got ill very late at night, he couldn’t find a doctor so he tied a dog to his father’s bed. next day when they woke up his father had died…he went to his mosque’s mullah and started to beat him..when people asked why? he said this mullah told me that angels don’t come to a house that has dogs…


Alia calls Arjun on his landline number nd asks- are you at home??
Arjun- No, i took my home phone for a walk..


Alia, do you know ms office?if you tell me the address, then i wll know


In KBC, AMIT ji and alia bhatt.
AMITABH- which of these is not a web browser ?
A. Firefox
B. Opera
C. Facebook
D. Chrome
Alia- I want to go for 50-50
Amit ji- ARe baap re, pahle question par hi life line, i hope she is just asking for a lifeline and not for 50-50 biscuit..
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And after 50-50; opera and chrome gets deleted.
Alia thinks: firefox cannot b d answer as it resemblance 'A FOX WITH FIRE' !
So, she chooses facebook

Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible.
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
Banta: Why?
Santa: My wife's dieting!

Santa daurte daurte ruk gya.
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why?
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thak gya tha wo b insaan h
tum log b na jaan lelo santa ki

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...


Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work KRNe Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha


Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do.


Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta


Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.

Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".

Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".


Very Funny Jokes For Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Very Funny Jokes For Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Very Funny Jokes For Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Very Funny Jokes For Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Very Funny Jokes For Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Very Funny Jokes For Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Very Funny Jokes For Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Very Funny Jokes For Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Very Funny Jokes For Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Very Funny Jokes For Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Very Funny Jokes For Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

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