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How does Easter end?
With the letter R!

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
Because the powder puff is on the other end!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye? 
A: "Between you and me, something smells." 

Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!

Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.

Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story

Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!

Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie?
A: The sound of Mew-sic!

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. 
During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. 
But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. 
When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said “moo” and the second cow said “baaaa.” The first cow asked the second cow, “why did you say baaaa?” The second cow said, “I’m learning a foreign language.”


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.

Q: What do whales eat?
A: Fish and ships.

Q: What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
A: An udder failure.

Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
A: He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

Q: What is a cow’s favorite place?
A: The mooseum.

Q: What does a calf become after it’s 1 year old?
A: 2 years old.
Cow: “Mooooove over!”
Sheep: “Naaaaaaa

Q: What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?
A: Use a pen.

Q: What pine has the longest needles?

A: A porcupine.

Jokes For Kids Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes For Kids Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes For Kids Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes For Kids Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes For Kids Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes For Kids Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes For Kids Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes For Kids Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes For Kids Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes For Kids Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Jokes For Kids Funny Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos