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Thursday 4 September 2014

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Old Man: "Are you the young fellow who sold me this tube yesterday and told me it was toothpaste?" Clerk: "Yes sir." Old Man: "Well, I tried for half an hour this morning and I couldn't get my teeth to stick in."

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"

Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner? So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family". "Very good" said Dracula. The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies " Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children". "Impressive" said Dracula. Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe. Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked. And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?" Dracula replies with a yes. And the bat says "Well, I didn't".

I hope I'm not poisonous, says the first snake. "Why?" asks the second snake. "Because I just bit my lip."

What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet

A corny talk on the farm...
Do you know what the lettuce asked the radish? Let us be best friends?
And what did the radish answer? You naughty thing, you make me blush! you make me reddish

Rema ki shadi Kay baad us ki shaheli nay us say poocha
Tum nay is boohrey doctor sey kya takah kar shadi ki
Doo batain rema nay jawab Diya
Woo Kia
Rema nay kaha,phela income,or doosrey din kum

ak ladrki ne apni ami say kaha ami ya kua hay ami nay jawab diya mira sar hay to ladrki boli ya to anda hay ap ka sar kaha hay

Hitler Says,
"There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary"
Sardar Says:Ab Bolne Se Kiya Fayidah?
"Jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na"

Ek bus driver ki bus harab ho jati hai.Woh emergency ke lya phone karta hai toh ek gora phone uthata hai.Gora kehta hai whats the matter.Bus driver ko english nahi ati.Woh kehta he my bus is phussing na hilling na julling bus phus phus karing

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