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Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock!
Q. What is the easiest way to double your money?
A. Put it in front of the mirror of course!
Q. What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
A. A glove.
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bottle.
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel.
Q. What goes up and doesn’t come back down?
A. Your age.
Q. What belongs to you but is used more by others?
A. Your name.
Q. Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
A. A shadow.
Q. It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
A. The moon.
Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.
Q. Why doesn't the elephant use a computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
A. Time to fix the fence!
Q. What's grey and goes round and round?
A. An elephant in a washing machine!
Q. What's big and grey and has 16 wheels?
A. An elephant on roller skates!
Q. Why do elephants need trunks?
A. Because they don't have glove compartments!
Q. How does an elephant put his trunk in a crocodile's mouth?
A. VERY carefully!
Q. What did the banana say to the elephant?
A. Nothing. Bananas can't talk silly!
Q. What do elephants do in the evenings?
A. Watch elevision!
Q. What's grey with red spots?
A. An elephant with the measles!
Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Q.What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A.One goes quick and the other goes quack!
Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A. A little hoarse.
Q. What do cats read in the morning?
A. Mewspapers!
Q. There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A. None. They were all copy cats!
Q. What is a cat's favourite color?
A. Purrr-ple
Q. What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
A. Catch!
Q. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
A. To the mewseum.
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